Per settlement, the following transcript is required to appear prominently on RETRAN.COM
{conversation between “customer” and ReTran USA award winning service department}
Customer:
Is ReTran USA aware that CafePress products require that a vendor provide high resolution images so the logos do not look pixilated on the clothing?
Customer Service Dept:
If you don’t like them, just purchase one for full price some place else.
Customer:
No, I didn’t mean to… I was just suggesting!…
Customer Service Dept:
[interrupts customer] Maybe we’ll just intercept the package before it arrives so you wont be able to have your maternity shirt before your scheduled abortion.
Customer:
Please, I need it!

[Editor]:
That is right. If you submit proof that you or a close friend or mate is scheduled for an abortion, ReTran USA will supply you with a high-quality Maternity fitted shirt with a pixilated face on it from The ReTran USA Profit Website. Just email abortion@retran.com for details.
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